Fresher Hells

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I have to interview people for a position today. Knowledge of Spanish is required. The first candidate claimed she minored in Spanish in college.

Me (in Spanish): Is this your first time in New York?

Her (in Spanish, if Spanish drove straight into a tree and suffered brain damage): I like spring in New York.

I can see the next candidate from here. She’s wearing fucking capri leggings. Jesus Christ.

Posted on Monday, June 1 2009.
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