I finally made the acquaintance of that new employee I told you about. That’s her, on the left, hanging out with me last night. She - let’s call her Eve - is the apple of my boss’s eye and he can’t understand why her co-workers begin dry heaving like grass-fed cats at the very mention of her name.
Neither can I. She seems like such a lovely, naive young lady. And apparently she’s a big fan of my work!